George Bush

George Bush is a man..... or so he claims. George Bush is an evil space lizard who is trying to destroy the Earth.

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Our planet is under attack from evil space death aliens, and they have taken over the White House. So this is no time for cautious, measured statements and appeals to pure sweet reason. You may wonder how this is possible, there is so far no understandable explanation as to how an alien was able to disguise himself as a human and become the most powerful man in what we believe to be a, "free," world, but it has happened. George W. Bush, or as known by his alien name, Glarfloglemetash Mcnougat, is trying to cause us human beings to erupt in war, sot that they can harvest the world's resources unnoticed while we are distracted, and then place a nuclear bomb as powerful as the original Tsar Bomb, thats right, 100 megatons; it would have destroyed the entire world. Thanks to the public this horrific event has been bypassed. I am informing you all of this so that we can all rally, and publically execute Glarfloglemetash, and send a message to those dirty alien communist, that we humans are a threat to be reckoned with. That's right, they'r communists. So act now, inform your local government representative of your desire to have Glarfloglemetash executed, think now, act fast

George Bush
It is widely known that Bush is in fact a failed IRL troll. He planned to infiltrate the US political system and screw it up by acting like a massive asshat and showing the world his bullshit. Unfortunately, Bush didn't plan on the world not understanding trolling, and as such he was just viewed as a giant, stupid prat. This lead to his eventual downfall at the hands of Barack Obama.