World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft is an online role-playing game. It was made by the ICC in 2005 in as part of the commies attempts to try and enslave the world's population. In World of Warcraft the player assumes the role of a violent bloodthirsty character, ranging from a human, gnome, dwarf, night elf, dranei, orc, troll, blood elf, tauren, or an undead.



There is also a choice of class which has a direct role on how you go on your killing sprees, ranging from a warrior, rogue, hunter, mage, warlock, priest, druid, shaman, paladin, death knight, Orc death knights are by far the most bloodthirsty of all. If you have children and do not want them to become murderous commies, do not let them play WoW, do not even let them have a computer, why are you still reading this, you need a computer to read this, get rid of it now!

It is widely known that the only reason this game exists is to perpetuate the violent murders committed by so called 'players'. It is known to have caused the death of hundreds of babies, and at least one terror attack.

"Gameplay"
Oddly, despite being created by communists, it is not about sharing the wealth etc. It is, in fact, about annihilating streams of "mobs" in order to achieve "levels".

The fine details are lacking, as only Chinese gold farmers, people from the Netherlands and confused people play this game.

The objective is rumoured to be to "ding" your "character" to "eighty" whilst "pwnz0rcak1ng" "nubby" "Mobs" and "using" "quotation marks".

Once you hit the max level, you are rewarded with a personal message from Hitler, because Hitler is widely known to be conspiring with communists to betray them and kill da j00z.

The Players
World of Warcraft attracts a wide range of so-called players. The majority of them show themselves to be nothing but a bunch of illiterate, braindead morons. Others display some form of competence, but in order to find a decent-sized group of intelligent players you're going to have to do some digging.