The Men in Black

Over the past 60 years, people have asked if the Men in Black really exist. In fact, you may have read about them in a book or a magazine. These people and you are, of course, wrong. In fact, you have never heard of the Men in Black, and will never hear about them again. The Men in Black do not exist and have never existed. The film "Men in Black" was actually based on a book called "The Shining" by Stephen King, and was, and is not based on a secret government organisation that are here to stop people from finding out about aliens that have visited Blargnot-7, the name given to us by the alien overlord known as Lord Selverin Earth. Will Smith plays a young man trying to catch an alien human criminal, when he comes across a secret government facility a ghost infested hotel trying to stop the aliens from being revealed gain Will Smith's shining, which allows him special access to secret alien tech allows him to contact people telepathically.

Remember, we're always watching you, but not for leaking alien secrets or seeing UFO's flying in the sky, or telling anyone about people from Dundee not really being from Blargnot-7 Earth.

P.S The Blues Brothers are not the Men in Black, who do not exist at all.