Television

Television has managed to entertain millions whilst causing general dislike to people with enough intelligence to see through the glossy TV bullshit.

What it is
Television is that stupid fucking box sitting in your front fucking room right now, staring at you and watching you every single moment of your life. You stare into it and gradually lose your soul to its' wide array of reality TV programmes and lies perpetuated by faux-documentaries. Slowly, human life has begun to revolve entirely around the soul-sucking box of death and nowadays many people waste the better part of their lives staring at them. The morons on the TV have just made it become progressively worse by continuing to exist despite mass amounts of hate directed square at them. There are very few decent television programmes on these days. Stay the fuck away from it at any time if you wish to avoid Noel Edmonds ruining your life by giving you a sudden onset of "the dumb".

TV As A Medium
To be fair, television is dead. Why wait to watch pornography when you can simply go on to the internet? BBC iPlayer, 4 On Demand etc. are making TV obsolete with every tiny change, alteration and improvement. The final nail in TV's coffin will be, of course, when the race of cat people finally pull the plug on the TV-hub situated in North-East Uraguay when they actually remove support for the TV itself.

TV can, however, be a delicious source of programming, humour and general fun. Many programmes offer high-lulz and low-bullshit programming, whereas some, however, such as Big Brother, promote stupid, irritating assholes becoming famous for utterly no reason other than they acted like a prat for about three weeks and didn't even have the common decency to do it in private. Recently, however, a theory has been set into motion that everyone who is racist on Big Brother dies of cancer.